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I envy people with college educations. I went to college for a little while, but I had to drop out because it was too expensive, even though I worked 2 jobs after school. And at the same time I dropped out, my granny broke her neck and the guy I lost my virginity to dumped me. Now I have a dead-end job, making no money whatsoever, and I look at the pretty, sleek college intern girlies who work in my office and I want to punch them because I am so jealous. Why does it have to be so hard for me?

Confession posted on 02/15/2001