I was drunk at college football game, and I went down to the bathrooms, and I was so lazy, that instead of aiming for the toilet, I got a happy "I don't give a shit" bug up my ass and started pissing all over the whole stall. I pissed all over the toilet paper, the toilet itself, and the floor. What made it more funny, was that it was the only clean stall, and I defiled it.
Confession posted on 11/11/2002