I clock on at work early and clock out late. Not because I'm a hard worker. Because it's money for free. My boss told me she likes how I'm "not in rush to get out of here, I'll stick around and help." But I don't help. I get paid to just sit here for an extra hour. I do that for the other 10 hrs of my shift each day. What difference does another hour make to me? Might as well milk it.
Confession posted on 11/11/2002