I have been with the same woman for more than 5 years. In that time I have tripled the number of women that I had slept with before we met. I am a piece of shit for doing it, but it's just so easy. Women want someone to pay attention to them and make their eyes roll back in their heads, and I am that guy. An asshole, but I get the job done.
Confession posted on 04/15/2003