I go tanning on a weekly basis. Since I don't want penis cancer, I always wear my bikini-style briefs while in the booth/bed. Last week, my girlfriend commented on how white my ass was. So yesterday, I took the back of my underwear and scrunched it up between my ass cheeks before tanning. The salon must've just changed the bulbs that day. So now, instead of having a tan body and white ass, I have a tan body and a painful, swollen, bright-red ass.
Confession posted on 02/28/2003