I steal stuff from my work all the time. I'm in a relatively high position in a technology company. The retail value of all the stuff I have stolen is getting close to $500,000. I earn $60,000 per year. I hate my company and the board that runs it, but my job is very easy and high paid. I'm going to stay until I clock up $1,000,000 worth of shit then I'll leave.
Confession posted on 03/24/2003