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Buy a loaf of sliced white bread. Cut off the crust from each slice. Discard the crust. Take two slices and squish them together. Roll them into golf ball size dough balls. Make a big bowl of chocolate milk. Drop the dough balls into the chocolate soup like some Willy Wonka matzo ball recipe. Gorge on the entire loaf. Guilty fucking pleasure.

Confession posted on 09/10/2000