For exactly three months, I worked at a low-paying retail job in an art store downtown. I took it personally, and began to steal. I was good at it. A week's spoils were easily the equal of my shitty paycheck. I quit yesterday. I've swindled them out of over a thousand dollars, and they never suspected a thing. I'm not sorry. I'd do it again.
Confession posted on 11/24/2001