Part of my job is to keep a candy bowl bigger than my head full on my desk, so everyone who comes into our office can have candy. I buy my favorite kinds and ignore what other people tell me to buy. Then I hide a stash under my desk so I won't run out if someone else likes the same candy I do. I eat the candy all day long. Usually, I don't even take lunch, because I'm so full of candy. I try not to eat it, but then I look at my trash can and there are dozens of wrappers in it.
Confession posted on 11/25/2002