One of my roommates is always trying to bum cigarettes from me. So I tell him that I don't have any (or I only have one) and I hide my pack of cigarettes when I leave the room. Then when he's not around I go into his room and steal one or two cigarettes from his pack because he's always bumming cigarettes off of me and I'm never going to get those back. I don't know why I'm so ready to get lung cancer. I should just give it to him.
Confession posted on 03/07/2003