I envy my roommate. He's handsome, and popular. He gets invited to parties, and has women all over him. What's worse is that he's a nice guy, he cares about people. The other day I was walking back from the shower, I was wearing boxer shorts, and nothing else, I couldn't be bothered to put the rest of my clothes back on when my dorm room is two doors away from the shower room. Some girls were blocking the way. I asked them to move so I could get by, they laughed and feigned vomiting with their friend after I walked past. That sort of thing doesn't happen to my roommate.
Confession posted on 02/14/2002