Because food is always at my disposal, for one reason or another, I find myself inclined to eat it. I make up new kinds of food with shit most people wouldn't eat regularly in the first place. The thing is, I never gain weight. For some reason, I feel like I'm losing weight with every day that goes by, and this makes me want to eat more. I never do any work to prepare the food, and most of the time, I never pay for it, since I work at a food establishment. I know all of this gluttony is going to catch up with me when I get older and my metabolism slows down, but right now I don't give a rat's ass about it.
Confession posted on 12/31/2000