I'm not doing well in college so far. I don't do my work. But I tell my parents that I'm the happiest person. I call them at around midnight so they think I go to bed at a reasonable hour, but I pull all-nighters all the time, and doze off in class. I fail tests and quizzes. I'm so behind. I'm never going to admit this to them. I'm just going to figure out a way to fix everything myself.
Confession posted on 10/09/2003

