I steal things. When I moved into my dorm I secretly went into all the other rooms and exchanged my furniture for better furniture that should have gone to someone else. I once stole a book from a church, which now has a place of pride on my bookshelf. Whenever I do this, I say to myself that I am only "borrowing" these things long-term, but who the fuck am I kidding? I steal things.
Confession posted on 08/24/2003

